Saturday, May 23, 2009

I have this theory.

I'm sure I'm not the only person to have realised it but I have it, nonetheless.

I believe that any single girl has the potential to be crazy.

No matter how unearthly cool they are - when I say cool, I mean play-CS-for-twelve-hours-straight and not at all demanding and nagging (a girl will be forever branded as Goddess for this) - there lies within them a potential to go absolutely and completely bonkers when they've met the perfect male specimen. Heck, a guy doesn't even have to be perfect for a girl to tear out her whole head of hair, out of frustration.

Naturally, I am not exempt from this. There's a thin line between "passionately in love" and simply "borderline" crazy. What sets you apart, I think, is the lack of understanding or trust.

• Never ever jump to conclusions and start spewing random accusations that have no tangible evidence. Women are prided for their supreme maturity and intelligence. Make use of this and tread carefully. You don't chase after a deer with a rifle when it's already noticed you, do you? Let it go; pick your battles carefully.
  
• If you think your boyfriend is being "courted" by another girl, never ever lose your head around her. Remember, she is the enemy. Military tactics need to be employed in order to defeat her. And crying and confronting the worm head-on is not the way to go.
• The male sex always, and I mean always, need their space, to a certain extent. So, never try to come between them and their quality time with their friends. Remember, this isn't done out of some need to be away from you or due to his lack of of feelings for you. Boys will be boys. The same standard, however, does not apply to us. Girls aren't allowed to be girls (indulging in far-fetched borderline-psychotic theories) and if we have the misfortune to concede to our nature, we will be forever condemned for it. That's why we have to utilize our God-given talent of thinking to act accordingly.
  

That's really all I can think of right now. Every girl should strive to be calm, cool and collected. Let no man bring you down and lock you up in a shallow pool of insecurities. Free yourself and remember the most important advice that can ever be bestowed upon womankind: you don't need a man to make you happy!

Empower yourself, girls!

Killerrs.

what we could have been, 7:52 AM.