Friday, May 29, 2009
Swine flu isn't the only epidemic around. Heartbreaks are also quite prevalent right now and quite frankly, that negative karma is really starting to get to me so I've devised a plan to aid those of you who find yourselves stuck in dating hell! :)
Now, the failure of a relationship (or for the beginning of one :S) is perhaps largely due to the incompatibility of the two parties. So, to forge a successful relationship, you must pick your partners well!
1) The Loud Ones
All my love.
Now, the failure of a relationship (or for the beginning of one :S) is perhaps largely due to the incompatibility of the two parties. So, to forge a successful relationship, you must pick your partners well!
1) The Loud Ones
- These people are usually the ones who can talk a mile, with relatively short attention spans and the ones people usually cannot keep up with. Relationships with these people usually don't work out because the spouses are looking for someone more "subdued." Whatever that means.
- Compatible Partner: someone equally boisterous and irritatingly upbeat because only he/she would be able to handle the high decibels and non-stop chatter. You guys might actually exhaust each other, in the process, and do the world a magnificent favor.
- Possible Partner: the silent, awkward don't-look-at-me ones; in other words, the emo kid. They'd be so glad to have someone so self-absorbed that can potentially shy the attention away from them.
- Look out for someone cunning, witty and fun. God only knows smart people in this world could use some poking to their funny bones. The social butterflies are just what they need to inject colours into their black and white worlds!
- Be incestuous and date someone of your own profession. Just this once, the dating society will allow it because no one should have to suffer the vanities of these people. Except, they themselves.
- Those with severe insecurity and daddy issues (or any other psychological problems), sorry, no dates for you. I recommend a healthy dose of loneliness to ponder upon your lives. But if you insist on jumping into the pool, then please, date someone as nutsy as you. At least you guys can have a group therapy session and relieve the tension.
- No amount of advice can get you someone. But in the event that someone actually falls for you (bravo!), then I suggest you hide your true colours. At least until you marry him/her and get a baby with them.
- The outcast here is described as the attention-seeker, convinced of no one's love and yearns to belong to something or someone. In comes the orphan, who has no familial ties whatsoever so it is a perfect chance for the outcast to mold them into something that can belong to them. These people will give Gollum a run for his money. My precioussss....
All my love.
what we could have been, 2:52 AM.