Tuesday, July 7, 2009
So I was grabbing my dinner from the wet kitchen and from the corner of my eye, I could see a blur of white, shifting against the window pane...
It was Ugly, the white stray cat that comes around to our house like we're Goodwill. I call her Ugly not because she is physically so; in fact, she is quite a beauty, as far as strays are concerned. But her name is made necessary for the fact that she is an accomplished flirt! She just loves to drive the male strays wild, from her seductive body licks to the way she primly eats the handouts we... hand out. HAHA.
As usual, I was pretending not to notice her puppy-dog face (kitty-cat face, perhaps?) or as we Malays love to call -- "muka sepuluh sen." I was about to turn away when I noticed a tiny and I do mean, tiny cat perched next to her, looking so frail and weak my heart actually hurt! So I asked our Indonesian helper, 2T (no kidding, that's her name) who the little thing belonged to. 2T said that she is the product of Miss Ugly and the black male cat that was at the time, running in circles around Ugly, shoving his genitals everywhere. Gross, dude.
2T: Ia ia! Itu kan anak dia *points to ugly* baru jua di kasih lahir.
Kilah: Bagi lah makanan! Kesian. Tapi jangan bagi ia *points to Ugly*
2T: Ia! Nanti anti kasih sudah habis makan.
I can't believe Ugly, man. If you have no decent job or a decent place of shelter or proper healthcare, you should never keep your legs uncrossed. This is what happens! Teenage pregnancies on the rise and the offsprings are the ones suffering! Talur si Ugly ani. The sperm donor (aka black genital cat) looks like a deadbeat! Who's going to take care of the baby then? Ugly might have to give her up for adoption. I would gladly take the baby on. I think I even found a name. K3JW. It stands for Kucing 3 Jenis Warna. Because she has like three splotches of colours on her tiny furry body. SO CUTE. I asked my mom as she is the one who makes the final decisions on who gets to live in our house. She said I can keep K3JW outside only. :( I think I'll take it. I shudder to think how K3JW's life would be at the whims of Ugly and her multiple boyfriends...
Okay, I'm really bored alright? But this is not mere fiction. I did not fabricate this! It really did happen. Although I have no substantial proof of Ugly's promiscuity. Fret not! I shall not rest until I have uncovered the truth!
Please still love me! HAHA
It was Ugly, the white stray cat that comes around to our house like we're Goodwill. I call her Ugly not because she is physically so; in fact, she is quite a beauty, as far as strays are concerned. But her name is made necessary for the fact that she is an accomplished flirt! She just loves to drive the male strays wild, from her seductive body licks to the way she primly eats the handouts we... hand out. HAHA.
As usual, I was pretending not to notice her puppy-dog face (kitty-cat face, perhaps?) or as we Malays love to call -- "muka sepuluh sen." I was about to turn away when I noticed a tiny and I do mean, tiny cat perched next to her, looking so frail and weak my heart actually hurt! So I asked our Indonesian helper, 2T (no kidding, that's her name) who the little thing belonged to. 2T said that she is the product of Miss Ugly and the black male cat that was at the time, running in circles around Ugly, shoving his genitals everywhere. Gross, dude.
2T: Ia ia! Itu kan anak dia *points to ugly* baru jua di kasih lahir.
Kilah: Bagi lah makanan! Kesian. Tapi jangan bagi ia *points to Ugly*
2T: Ia! Nanti anti kasih sudah habis makan.
I can't believe Ugly, man. If you have no decent job or a decent place of shelter or proper healthcare, you should never keep your legs uncrossed. This is what happens! Teenage pregnancies on the rise and the offsprings are the ones suffering! Talur si Ugly ani. The sperm donor (aka black genital cat) looks like a deadbeat! Who's going to take care of the baby then? Ugly might have to give her up for adoption. I would gladly take the baby on. I think I even found a name. K3JW. It stands for Kucing 3 Jenis Warna. Because she has like three splotches of colours on her tiny furry body. SO CUTE. I asked my mom as she is the one who makes the final decisions on who gets to live in our house. She said I can keep K3JW outside only. :( I think I'll take it. I shudder to think how K3JW's life would be at the whims of Ugly and her multiple boyfriends...
Okay, I'm really bored alright? But this is not mere fiction. I did not fabricate this! It really did happen. Although I have no substantial proof of Ugly's promiscuity. Fret not! I shall not rest until I have uncovered the truth!
Please still love me! HAHA
what we could have been, 3:48 AM.